…choke on it!
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Valentine’s Day
Stupid stuff from keyord searches
My lens is still broken, I am still broken, I can’t do productive stuff, have to wait and see. But since someone lured me into that, and I need to pass some time, I’ll go to the classic posting of funny keyword searches that made people visit my blog (together with my smart-ass comments), maybe this will bring a smile to the face of one or two persons. Have fun.
The Bridal Department
- bride panties – I swear, I don’t know anything about that 🙂
- bride with no panties photos – hmmm…. we can start talking…
- brides show their panties – where? let me bring the camera…
- the bride erotic – lucky you?
- drunk mariaj – don’t do that! just don’t.
The Panties Department
- are you looking at my knickers – I don’t know, should I?
- are you looking at my panties – can’t deny nor acknowledge.
- do you want to look at my panties – thanks for the invitation.
- i want to show you my panties – I can’t disappoint a lady, sure.
- he was looking at my panties – she complains now?
- my man in my panties photos – i have a feeling that may hurt…
The Beauty Department
- perfect 10 blonde blue eyes 33 – yes please.
- show me girls close eyes photo – someone got my weakness…
- beautiful contact lenses – if you ask me, naturals are better.
The Me Department
- model from hell – i don’t do that often, but from time to time people do use me as a model
The Naughty Department
- a picture of a girl not wearing any clothes – again, yes please.
- ero shou – leanr to spell.
- hookers in bucharest – maybe at the above mentioned “shou”?
- where to find a girl in cluj – last time I visited the city of Cluj Napoca, there were a lot of girls there. Oh, do you want a nice one, or an available one? Sorry.
- focus girls sexy college girl – should be they from Cluj or Bucharest?
- most beautiful and sexy porn stars photos – certainly, you are on the right blog.
- blonde bikini filterui:imagesize-large – surely you want the imagesize to be large? Not other things?
The WTF Department
- you tub – me tub?
- comics strips love story – a girl, a boy, maybe another boy, plenty of broken hearts.
- baldur’s gate sexy portraits – OK, I am sold.
- fbl goth – methinks he’s watching too much TV.
The Linux Department
- fedora sexy woman$ – uh, Fedora is Free as in Freedom, do you know something about the “$”?
- fedora linux sexy hot wallpapers – yes, in Fedora 14 we have waterfalls, lakes, skies, forests and so on…
- sexy linux girl fedora tattoo – hmmm…. he knows something…
The Better World Department
- nicu fundraising campaigns – sure, I can use some new, better lens.
- cum sa faci aparate de bani – nope, the money aren’t supposed to be fake.
- mititei la grill – at least that… Don’t forget the beer.
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Photo comic: Medieval
Some time ago I also played with comic strips made as a combination of photography and illustration, but this time the idea was to aim for a longer story, evolving with feedback from the viewers. It will continue only if the audience want to.
Vote with your comments. Thanks!
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Drunk dog
Probably people expected me to publish a lot of photos from ARTmania and I failed them… what can I say? from my point of view it had the potential of a so great event only to end so depressing… Still, I can’t disappoint totally (or can I?) and put at least something, a stupid photo of a cute drunk dog and a cute half-anonymous girl, made by yours truly, the idiot photographer:
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Stupid people story
When I bought the toy a few days ago I hat it shipped at my office, as usual, since this is the most convenient for me. Couple of days later, it was the time to bring it home and much to the shock on friend who lives in an unsecure country where something like this is inconceivable, I had no problem taking in the street, since in Bucharest something like this is obviously a toy. Of course, inside its original box 😀
The day coincided with the openSUSE release party, where I participated along with a few friends and all the toys I could carry (Mo called us “Fedora release party crasher crew” for this). The meeting point with the other guys was at the exit from a subway station, PiaÈ›a Victoriei, since I thought this may be the most convenient for all. And now is the moment when my stupidity shines: while waiting, I showed them my toy, ready to take it out of the box and fully assemble it. And only then we realised we are less than 100 meters away from the Government Palace, a building heavily guarded, with armed soldiers and in a time when the government just raised the taxes. And realised is probably a good idea to keep the toy inside the box 😀 And also realised how stupid can I be at times.
But this is not all… we continued to wait with the box under the arm while a guy passing by, not sure if he was drunk, crazy or both, asked us if that is real. From the box it was obvious is a toy, but we told him this once again. Then he asked us if we know where he can buy a real one (AFAIK, is not possible or legal to buy an AK 47 in Romania) so we, amused, directed him to ask the palace guards, since they surely have real guns. Before leaving he let us know how angry is he with the Prime Minister and bragged about he would do if he had a real weapon (from his look I doubt he ever touched one).
So I am stupid, but probably not the only one. Hope not the biggest one either…
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Shiver my timbers
Aye, i got this new toy, the pirate flag, ignore this crappy self-portrait made without a tripod and in a cloudy, ugly day… Me have in mind some real ideas about usin’ it. Stay tuned, it may get pretty. Gar.
PS: this translation is pro’ided by the Pirate Speak Translator
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Turning Blind
Looking at this photo from the Miss contest I feel like turning blind… no, not because of that, you dirty minds, but because of the strong sunlight. Do you? (yep, that’s a test for mind dirtiness… or it should be).
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Me = tractor driver
This weekend I was on the field, shooting: Saturday at the “4tuning All Stars” drift show and Sunday at Menfest, “men only” fair, two excessively sunny summer days so now I have “tractor driver tan” (don’t try to understand the expression if you aren’t Romanian).
At this moment I am too tired, too sunburned and too depressed by happenings in my personal life so I don’t have the energy for proper blog posts, consider this as a teaser for the photos which should arrive in the following days (quite a few pretty girls included :p)
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Problem solving, blonde style
OK, I acknowledge that, I am an engineer so I work and think as an engineer most of the time, so apply the same style of work to any problem that needs solving (even if it is not a problem supposed to be solved as an engineer). However, this week-end at the tourism fair I had the opportunity to witness the blonde style of problem-solving.
It seems they (the blondes) approach the problem just the same way us (engineers) are supposed to do it too, by reading the manual (well, we engineers most of the time think we are smart enough do we don’t need the manuals any more, but know it would be the sane thing to do):
Then they all get together trying to do some stuff:
Then the chief blonde (I think she is the chief, she wad the one reading stuff) seems to conclude: girl! (that must be read as the Romanian “fată…”) I think that was not the good book, it had pictures of something else…
Eventually the problem got away, not sure if it was solved by our blondes or by an engineer passing by.
Note: girls, please do not feel offended by my (bad) attempt at humor, I think you are beautiful, otherwise I did have not wasted the time here.
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Cleavage troubles
Driving (fake driving anyway), do you see any trouble with that? I don’t… or maybe just one more half of centimeter missing.
However, someone else seems to have a problem with it, she does not like what she see or what? I already decided nothing is wrong there.
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The hard life of the photographer
A photographer life can be hard, he is a pro, must behave and don’t do like the bozos (cocalari):
And he will receive his compensation, in the form of pretty eyes and beautiful smile:
But know what? Life is not always bad, when he go to the other end he will receive again the bonus of the eyes and the smile.
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About food: mititei and other goodies
A regular reader of this blog should be already familiar with mititei, the quintessential Romanian grilled food:
You eat them with bread, mustard and drink a lot (beer or wine). As said above, they are cooked on a grill. Open air grills are the best, since your neighbours will be crazed by the flavour
If you are not "hardcore" enough, then you may cook some non-meaty stuff on that grill. Mushrooms are OK.
A total wuss may get caught with a vegetable-only grill. You don’t want to be one of "these people" 😀
Lacking mititei, a grill with steaks and/or sausages is passable:
No meat? Stay with the canned beans! Mwa ha ha ha ha!
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Tradition and technology
This is what I like to call contrast:
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Photo comic strip with GIMP and Inkscape
After taking the photos you may want to do some more than just looking at them, like, why not, create a comic strip, so here is a tutorial for doing this with GIMP and Inkscape:
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